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Bed Bugs

Daddy: Night night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Phia: I like blue Bed bugs. Mommy likes purple Bed bugs.

Mommy: Oh, I guess I do. (and then as an aside to me) - purple is just the color the

blue ones turn after they drink your blood.

Daddy: Ok, well night night kisses. (then I notice that Phia is looking at the ceiling and intermittently chuckling to her self)

Daddy: What is so funny Phia... (no answer, just more laughing)...Phia, why are you laughing?

Phia: huh, huh...huh, huh... my blood is not a drink, silly bed bugs!

Dirty girl...

Mommy: I see someone who needs a bath.

Phia: I'm ok with my dirt.

daughterofthebeard:

While I was letting ;Phia play in the sprinkler she started trying to convince me to come and play with her.  I told her I didn’t want to get my work clothes wet.  She wasn’t buying it.  “Don’t worry Daddy, you can just wear different clothes, you can just change clothes and then come play in the sprinkler.” 

Hmmmm… Outsmarted by a 2 year old…

daughterofthebeard:

That is my big strong girl right there helping out Ray Ray!!!

I was just going through some photos and came across this one… It even had me wondering for a moment there until I remembered my wife taking this picture (hint, hint). 

daughterofthebeard:

That is my big strong girl right there helping out Ray Ray!!!

I was just going through some photos and came across this one… It even had me wondering for a moment there until I remembered my wife taking this picture (hint, hint). 

“This music really makes me want to screw.”
— Phia, while playing with her toy screwdriver and listening to Esquivel. (via daughterofthebeard)

daughterofthebeard:

themarvelfamily:

The perfection of this post

Yes.

Recharge...

Phia: Why did my game turn off?

Daddy: My phone battery is dead, Daddy needs to recharge it.

Mommy: And it's time for bed so you can recharge your batteries too.

Phia: Huh, huh... Silly Mommy, I don't have batteries... I have muscles.

thekidzoo:

I like my zoo!!:) #tigerreadthis #lovelearning

thekidzoo:

I like my zoo!!:) #tigerreadthis #lovelearning