Daddy: Night night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Phia: I like blue Bed bugs. Mommy likes purple Bed bugs.
Mommy: Oh, I guess I do. (and then as an aside to me) - purple is just the color the
blue ones turn after they drink your blood.
Daddy: Ok, well night night kisses. (then I notice that Phia is looking at the ceiling and intermittently chuckling to her self)
Daddy: What is so funny Phia... (no answer, just more laughing)...Phia, why are you laughing?
Phia: huh, huh...huh, huh... my blood is not a drink, silly bed bugs!
Mommy: I see someone who needs a bath.
Phia: I'm ok with my dirt.
Phia: Why did my game turn off?
Daddy: My phone battery is dead, Daddy needs to recharge it.
Mommy: And it's time for bed so you can recharge your batteries too.
Phia: Huh, huh... Silly Mommy, I don't have batteries... I have muscles.